Thursday, January 31, 2013

5-Alarm

Have you ever heard of the expression "5-Alarm Fire" to denote the ferociousness of a particular fire?


Or a Chili that is extremely hot called "5-Alarm Chili"?


Well after Owen's morning nap was interrupted by a dirty diaper....I have come up with my own "rating system".  Today's diaper was a..............wait for it...................."5 baby wiper".  (In other words, it took 5 baby wipes to do an adequate clean up job".)

I won't actually post a picture of the "job" that Owen did.  (You're welcome.)  But it was incredible.  Since some of you will be very curious about it, I will describe it this way: 

It was a like a thicker, green pancake batter that you could spackle a house with.  Is that descriptive enough? 




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  1. Bill MontyFebruary 4, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Thanks for no pic. Huge favor. The description brought back unpleasant memories!

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    1. Pewaukee BuckeyeFebruary 4, 2013 at 8:28 PM

      Billy,
      I'm taking a picture of the next one....just for you.
      You'll thank me later.
      It's too bad that I don't have a camera with "smell-o-vision".

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