I'm Not THAT Guy!

You've seen him.  I've seen him.  He can't hide.  He's at every mall.  He's at your church.  You see him everywhere....hiding in plain site.  He wishes he could completely blend into the wall, but he can't.  Some of you maybe have been "him". 

Who am I talking about?

This guy.

It's "Feminine Diaper Bag Guy".

Each one of them has the same look on his face.  You know what I'm talking about.  It's the blank stare into nowhere hoping that if he doesn't make eye contact with anyone...nobody will see him.  It doesn't work.  He is in physical pain from the agony of losing his masculinity for all to see.

This won't be me.

Laugh at me all you want.  Make any comment you want.  (The comments section is always open.)  But I took the plunge and purchased my very own diaper bag to guarantee that the trauma that has afflicted so many of my comrades...will not happen to me.

Here are photos of my most recent purchase......arriving this week:

I can smell the jealousy on all of you dads (brother-n-laws included) who didn't have the foresight that I did to find such a stylish, manly diaper bag. 

Life is good.