The New Windex

If you haven't seen "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" I'm not sure what to say to you.  It was pretty popular. 
In that movie, the father of the bride was obsessed with Windex as a cure-all.  He used Windex as a zit remover, wart remover, and everything in between psoriasis to poison ivy.  If there was an ailment.....Windex was the cure. 

Emily has her own "Windex" and it's called Aquaphor.  She uses it for everything "Owen related"....and more.  If Owen has dry skin....Aquaphor.  If he has the makings of what might become a rash down the road....maybe.....Aquaphor.  Dry lips....aquaphor.  Hair messed up.....Aquaphor.  Clothes on too tight.....Aquaphor.  (OK, I made that one up.)  But I have even been asked to grease all of the door hinges in the house with .....Aquaphor. 

Someone is seriously way too obsessed.

I will step in before Emily does to Owen what happened to this person:

It's gotten bad, but not quite that bad.......yet.