They think they out smarted me. They think that I am above going to a grocery store and averaging the weight of every mango they have in stock. They don't know who they are dealing with. (But they're right.) Taking a tape measure into a grocery store is one thing.....taking a scale is another. I have my limits. I'm taking their word on the fact that a "large" mango is approximately 1 pound....which is roughly the same weight as my boy.
However, they don't know how my mind works. They don't know that when they said "large mango", my mind didn't go directly to the fruit that grows on trees. No. That would be too easy.....and normal. Instead my mind goes directly back to my avid SNL viewing days.
Emily has some serious problems if this is the "Mango" in her belly.
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